i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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