who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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