Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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