so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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