She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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