If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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