Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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