im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Randomize