Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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