Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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