4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Still dying that you shit outside
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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