I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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