Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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