Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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