They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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