i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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