YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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