Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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