if you like me you must not know who I am
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I don't deserve a penis
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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