DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
