and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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