She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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