i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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