But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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