what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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