booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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