Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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