love makes seman taste better
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Two words: blizzard sex
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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