Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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