some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?