I'm going to jail i love you
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection