so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house