Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off