do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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