UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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