Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
time to smoke my breakfast
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Be still, my beating vagina.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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