She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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