Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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