She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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