hell yes lets make some ravioli
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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