Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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