Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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