I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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