sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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