Got a toothbrush?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i out mim tonsoeep
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