I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize