i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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