wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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