just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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