please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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