whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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