Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I need water and some morals
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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