Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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