i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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