what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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