So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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