Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You need a sexual gate keeper
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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